DPS (Donkey Punch Syndrome) is an illness that can be sexually transmitted and/or passed on by someone whom is carrying DPS. DPS is someone whom acts retarded-like and says/does things out of the ordinary.
by Merriam-webbster May 27, 2017

My DP and I might be saving money on rent, but we aren't ready to make the leap to registered status -- at least not until a tax break is applied!
by Jonnysan25 November 27, 2009

well it can mean double penetration, donkey punch or puncture, and hes the coldest character on aqua teen hunger force EVER
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1. D to the P lets go i got the munchies
2. DP that dude totlly cut you off flip him some burnage big time, suck on that padre!
3. DP:uhh...oh man my probe, what happened to my probe?
Frilock:yea u stuck it in that laser, u thought it was a breast
DP:did i fill her up dude?
Frilock: IT WAS A LASER
DP: oh rite, rite
2. DP that dude totlly cut you off flip him some burnage big time, suck on that padre!
3. DP:uhh...oh man my probe, what happened to my probe?
Frilock:yea u stuck it in that laser, u thought it was a breast
DP:did i fill her up dude?
Frilock: IT WAS A LASER
DP: oh rite, rite
by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

by Rico September 9, 2006

This acronym stands for dime-piece shorty. A DPS is a girl whose looks are rated a 10 on a scale of 1-10.
by MajumSTAINS May 21, 2011

1. Double Penetration, most often used in sexual content, can be used to describe a ho or someone that's hot
2. Used to describe something amazing or awesome
3. Mad Props
2. Used to describe something amazing or awesome
3. Mad Props
by GammaAlphaYoda May 20, 2009

Guy 1- "Dude.. I totally boned this really hot chick last night. I think her name was Cindy. Man... She was one slippery ride"
Guy 2- "Luck you. The girl I boned had a horrible case of DPS.. I've got friction burn on my penis."
Guy 2- "Luck you. The girl I boned had a horrible case of DPS.. I've got friction burn on my penis."
by SweetSeduction September 26, 2009
