Doucheache

When a douchebag cause you pain.

This guy is giving me a doucheache.

by MaryFair June 30, 2011

douchemonger

a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason

1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger

by so not andrew May 10, 2009

douchemonger

Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.

"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."

by HPFanatic August 22, 2009

Douchewankoff

General idiot who a person has total contempt for.

Pronounced:- Do-schwank-off.

Douchewankoff
Usually and inside joke among people who know the word.
For example a student raises his hand and says the word as a fake question" Do schwank off?" Teacher asks what? student replies with a real question. Also the term "Wank-off"(which means jerk off) is not widely known in the U.S.
Also said with a smile to friends as a Russian sounding name.
"Hey Duschwankov wanna play Modern warfare 2?"

by caspersballs February 13, 2010

douchetanium

a material that is composed of pure douchiness.

Man, they really spared no expense on the douchetanium used to make this product.

That guy's hair looks like it is made out of pure douchetanium.

by trout9000 May 31, 2010

douchemac

that guy that decides to scare you as a joke and dies first in horror movies.

-Wow, I think we all knew that Adam Levine was going to be the douchemac of the new season of American Horror Story.

by maslugosi October 21, 2012

Douchenanza

A bonanza of douchebaggery

I can't believe how many idiots I had to deal with today at the convention. It was a complete douchenanza.

by Tobyfox May 26, 2012