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by antiuser April 19, 2006
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1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours
2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours
3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy
4. one who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basiclly anything good)
My mother is a douchebag
by REECE HOLIDAY April 15, 2006
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Robert Novak is a douchebag of liberty.

-Jon Stewart-
Novak, of course, most well known for heroically publishing the identity of an active CIA agent, which I thought sent a clear message to the world, saying, "If that's what we'll do to our own spies, imagine, just imagine, what we'll do to yours. . . Well, our man Novak is at it again, he has a little editorial in the Washington Post. . .

We had implied that the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth ad was a low blow, perhaps produced by those angry at Kerry for his post-war activities that they've never gotten over. . . But Novak has shown me that I'm wrong. Yesterday's Washington Post has an interesting editorial by Novak, saying, "Maybe we're not giving this group a fair shake." For instance, yes, Kerry's crew supports him, but as Novak reminds us, "these former sailors with Kerry for no more than five weeks." And Jim Rassmann, the man whose live Kerry saved, "was only spending a few days with Kerry when he fell or was knocked off the Swift Boad." So the guy Kerry saved was some stranger. It makes the whole thing more cowardly. Don't you see? Novak ends with the only logical conclusion about the book: "Unfit for Command sends a devastating message, unless it is effectively refuted." Because in this country, when a scurrilous charge is made against you, by people, you're guilty! Unless you prove otherwise! That's how it works! Kudos, Robert Novak, you truly are a douchebag of liberty.
by Malfunctioning Eddie August 4, 2005
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1. Female hygiene item
2. A person who surpasses the rank fool, jerk, imbecile, dumbass, etc.
~Allen is a douchebag who never takes a shower or washes the only 3 sets of clothes he owns. Let's kick his ass.
by Anonymousperson123456 April 24, 2006
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any of those lame albinos who works at Hollister and wears flip flops in January. These people fail to realize that even though they wish they were in California, it is actually snowing outside and their frostbitten toes will only add to their douchebagedness.
Eww! Look at that douchebag walking out of Hollister.
by tnp April 14, 2006
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1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.

2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.

3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.

4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.

5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.

6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!

That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
by phoenix 1997 July 10, 2014
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Someone who has gone to the extreme of being a dick head
Fuck the street rat Jon Mozer. He's a complete douchebag.
by Rob Martian September 13, 2014
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