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Nation Distancing

Nation distancing is to nations what social distancing is to individuals.
When nations close or restrict their borders because they don't want to exchange germs with other nations.
In response to the coronavirus pandemic of 2020, Canada's practicing nation distancing by banning Chinese immigrants and tourists until the Chinese people stop eating bats and every other kind of filthy, disease-ridden animal under the sun.
by Gloominary April 5, 2020
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super long-distance relationship

Corrallary to a conventional long distance relationship a super long distance relationship is a relationship with someone who is at an even greater distance like someone from another planet, dimension, or time period.
Melodica: Would you like to come to the jelly-tot cabaret with me tonight?
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.
by BeerPongHandCuffs January 5, 2011
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Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.

The BEST distillery in the North West! Home of Single Silo Chi Vodka, the single tastiest beverage on the face of the earth. It and its quirky, Volkswagen/Lamborghini driving makers are loved by all, from the New York Times and Columbia Tower club to dive bars biker gangs.
Does not actually make sausage.
Random thirsty person: Jeez, I wish I had something to drink
Well prepared individual who carries Single Silo with him: Here, try this
Random thirsty person: Wow, this is delicious!
Well prepared individual: Yeah! It's vodka I bought from Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.
Random thirsty person: Vodka?! But it's noon!
Well prepared individual: Single Silo is the vodka that's not just for breakfast *thumbs up*

Vodka connoisseur: I love Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.'s vodka because it has such long legs and doesn't make me want to throw up at all
by WoodinvillesWebster July 31, 2011
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within fucking distance

close proximity to the target of your sexual desires.
Although Adrian and Dao are within fucking distance, Adrian has yet to get any action.
by ashybutclassyintern September 12, 2011
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distick short for This Dck
John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.
by Daddy Father August 24, 2021
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a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023
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Long-Distance Relationship

When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.
I love my boyfriend, even though we are having a Long-Distance Relationship
by xxbubblesxx May 26, 2016
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