Double Doink

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.

C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.

by CocoRip42 January 6, 2019

Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

Pass the doink

a phrase typically used by F-ukai in DDDR, for asking someone to give them something they can smoke.

-Give me the vape
-You forgot the magic words
-Ow, pass the doink

by King Yeeticus IV October 6, 2018

Put a Doink

The phrase a hetrosexual man will use to another man when stating interest in a female ladyfriend out in a public place.

You see that girl Ferguson?

Oh yeah Walter, i'd put a doink on that.

by Jsonnnnnnnnnnnn January 4, 2009

E-doink

i -doink :noun: The mix between a Juul and a blunt.

A term also used if you don't want to identify the thing you are talking about.

"Aye, bro let me rip your e-doink"
"bro this e-doink has 70% THC in it"
"I wish I could rip my e-doink right now"

by platts May 23, 2018

Ba doink

jack dylan grazers famous line.

"how cute am i.....ba doink!" - Jack Dylan Grazer

by seidilexi14 August 28, 2020

doink the zard

The act of pulling a Charizard card from a pack of Pokemon cards, placing marijuana onto the card, rolling it into a blunt and smoking it to get high.

kyle: yo bro check it out, just pulled the shiny charizard that's like 400 bucks.
kyle's homie: duuuude siiiick, lets doink the zard bitch.
kyle: what the fuck does that mean.

by doobiemaster69 May 26, 2021