dextoronomolagy

The study of taking people apart and putting them back together in different form or shape

Sir you are going to be alright I have a major in Dextoronomolagy

by the named man April 3, 2016

DistortedSaturn

A good boi and snake lover but don't you ever insult him in anyway unless you want to have the biggest no u battle in your life

Seriously. Don't insult DistortedSaturn he is a good boi

by yoshi103109 January 26, 2019

DistortedVideos

Meme account popular on Twitter and Instagram that takes other popular videos from online and distorts them.

Guy: Hey you see this video DistortedVideos made? It's hilarious
Girl: What is this? I can barely understand what they're saying.
Guy: It's funny though right?
Girl: Uh... sure.

by montemole July 19, 2019

Dictor

Big dick. Sleep paralysis. Goat dad. Will steal your wife. Fortune cookie at its best.

Damn Dictor is one hot bitch.

by AnalPancho November 27, 2019

Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

dixor

Dixor, also known as Dixie D'amelio. She is not only an amazing singer, but she also is beautiful and she deserves the world.

Go listen to Dixor's new Song Be Happy and Be Happy remix :)

by aldjfsakflksjfl;askjas;lj;aslk October 19, 2020

Distorted Reality

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity

He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's

by jondich January 8, 2021