Dish Head 

A mixture of "douche bag" and "dick head", for when you want to call someone both but cant decide between one.

Dude, he was such a dish head, he stole my fuckin' pencil.

Dish Head by dani_fin December 5, 2016

dish of skim milk 

An 18th century insult meaning your weak

Your a dish of skim milk

dish of skim milk by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

dish of skim milk 

An 18th century insult meaning your weak

Your a dish of skim milk

dish of skim milk by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

dish issues 

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

dish issues by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2018

Dish Zero 

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

Dish Zero by acerengland February 18, 2021

dish dyke 

A lesbian with no skills to offer other than washing dishes.

"She's a big fat lesbian dish dyke"

dish dyke by Dishdyke007 April 8, 2023

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

Dish Crotch by Kevin October 23, 2005