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Short Dicking

When you either penetrate a fine hoe with the tip of your penis and make small thrusts or you fully penetrate and then make small thrusts. It's not very good for anyone. It is only advisable to people who suffer from premature ejaculation.
Fine Hoe: "Filip was short dicking me last night, it was terrible"
by RustyMandla March 17, 2017
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Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking
I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.
by Horny Buffalo October 24, 2008
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Blue Dicking

The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.
Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.
by Peppy Cleveland January 15, 2011
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Citrus dicking

When you put citric acids on the sensitive foreskin of your dick, your body goes into shock for the predicted pain in such a way it's like your high. It's a high that can be compared to the high you get from ecstasy, speed or coke, it only lasts shorter. You feel like you can do anything and will probably try to. It kicks in as soon as you do it, and wears of after a couple of minutes. There are no known side effects.
Example 1:

Last night I went citrus dicking, and got high as a kite.

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey man, I citrus dicked so hard last night, I almost punched trough a wall!

Person 2: Really?! Did you do lemons or oranges?

Person 1: Oranges are the way to go man.
by Mary Ann Evans June 28, 2013
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bunk driking

The act of driving a bike while intoxicated. This is a more lawful alternative to driving a car drunk but can end in some hairy spills nonetheless.
Chic: Wow, you're in rough shape, what happened last night? That must have been some party huh?

Dude: Oh the party was truly epic. But while I was bunk driking home some stupid raccoon jumped out in front of me and I crashed into a parked car. Stupid raccoon.

Chic: Umm, you're bleeding on my croissant.
by Hunchback05 April 12, 2010
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[Urban dicking]

Fucking while on the urban dictionary website looking up crazy weird sex acts that you will then perform.
"Last night we we're urban dicking and we came across 'the gomez' so i lifted her up and slammed her down....GOMEZ!!"
by Missy Miss November 19, 2007
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Diddle-Dicking Around

Wasting your time doing something, when you're supposed to be doing something else.
Dad: Quit diddle-dicking around, we've got to go!
Son: Yes, dad..
by BANDG33K_2009 March 26, 2011
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