dialing the pink telephone

female masturbation

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings

by bungcork June 15, 2009

Salsa dipping

A sexual act with flavor! Invented in the Mexican state of Tabasco, "Salsa dipping" consists of three steps. First, you pour some salsa into a vagina or anus. Second, the man inserts his member into the orifice and pulls out after a few pumps. The third and final step is the act of felatio performed by the person who was the salsa depository. Salsa dipping comes in many variations. It all depends on what kind of salsa you like. Do you want it to be a medium, mild, spicy, or really spicy experience!?! It's up to you.

Enrique enjoyed salsa dipping his boyfriend, Ace.

by Professor Staff February 23, 2009

hershey dipping

the act or art of masturbating a woman using a small candy bar, such as a butterfinger or a milky way, and then enjoying it as an intimate snack afterwards.

jane was fucked with a snickers by alex who ate it afterward. they called it a hershey dipping.

by Gizzile April 4, 2006

Sack Dipping

The sexual act of dipping ones ballsack into another man/womans anus, while squatting over them. Giving the illusive effect of dipping your ballsack.

Guy1: Woah bro, I was so wasted last night! I went sack dipping
Guy2: Thats just wrong..

by Dr.Gerb April 21, 2010

Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

Fun Diping

The act when a man gets a fun dip package and pours it in the females vagina. Then the female suck the mans dick and gets it wet. Next the man put his dick in her vagina and then pulls out. then she licks the fun dip off. you do this till all the fun dip is gone.

alexis loved "Fun Diping" with joey.

by Joey Garaguso December 24, 2010

Dillinger Four

Possibly the greatest thing ever to come out of minnisota (but being from the UK i wouldn't know). Fucking kick Ass punk rock band some of the best song titles ever and the best lyrics of the past 10 years.

sellthehousesellthekidssellthecarmoveonfindsomeoneelseforgetiti'mnevercomingbackforgetit Doublewhiskeycokenoice Honey, I shit the hot tub.

by duke October 12, 2004