dingle berry

A Big ball of shit hanging down from your ass hair!

Execuse me sir, you got a dingle berry comin' out your butt.

by BIFFY February 21, 2004

dingleberry

n. - a Klingon near Uranus

Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.

by Zorra October 4, 2005

dingledouche

Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.

That bitch left her dingledouche on the fuckin toilet seat again!!!

by xXMustardManXx January 31, 2008

Dingle Brain

When somebody's brain is so small that it hangs inside of their head like a dingle berry from someone's buttocks.

George: Hey Tony I think since it's raining outside we should layout and get a nice tan.

Tony: George your such a dingle brain.

by Alisonium Buttocks October 10, 2009

dingle-texter

A person who issues a final, meaningless and annoying reply to a text thread between 2 or more people. A "dingle-texter" is the type that always has to have the last text in the thread, regardless of how mundane and redundant is it. This final text forces the "normal texter" to keep having to look at the thread without getting any real enlightenment out if its ending.

Normal Texter (NT): I am making cookies tomorrow. Would you like some?

Dingle-Texter (DT): That would be great. When will they be ready?

NT: About 1PM.

DT: Let me know when ready and I will pick them up.

NT: Will do.

DT: Ok

by liveitup99 February 25, 2014

Dinglebopper

An insult that one might make when he can't think of any other word, or a word that one says just to make his friends laugh, usually in vain.

Michael: "Dinglebopper"
Peyton: *breathes out of his nose and makes a soft "hmph" sound*

by Pooter November 5, 2014

dingle tit

A phrase used to insult someone without saying an actual insult, like a mudda bish

"You're such a dingle tit!" ☺️

by blahhhhhbruh January 31, 2015