dinglez

Common midwestern net parlance, dinglez (or teh dinglez, properly) is a multifaceted word, which has a malleable meaning depending on usage and inflection of the individual uttering or typing the word. Most common intended use for the word would be a declaration of happiness, or a seal of approval being stamped upon something (ie the shit, awesome)- whether truthfully or facetiously.

Did you hear about the store on the corner selling Mickey's grenades now? That shit is teh dinglez.
Hey, Chase! Your hair makes me think one thing... dinglezLOL.

by dankpelt September 13, 2008

Dinglez

Common midwestern net parlance, dinglez (or teh dinglez, properly) is a multifaceted word, which has a malleable meaning depending on usage and inflection of the individual uttering or typing the word. Most common intended use for the word would be a declaration of happiness, or a seal of approval being stamped upon something (ie the shit, awesome)- whether truthfully or facetiously.

Did you hear about the store on the corner selling Mickey's grenades now? That shit is teh dinglez.
Hey, Chase! Your hair makes me think one thing... dinglezLOL.

by dankpelt September 13, 2008

Towel Dingle

"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.

"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"

by Eatmorechicken June 2, 2009

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut

Quandale Dingles cousin

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022

Quan Ling Ling Dingle

Quandale Dingles asian brother

Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022

Quandle Dingle

a goofy ass name.

“bro looks like his name is quandle dingle”

“what in the quandle dingle”

by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

Quandale Dingle

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.

Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

by Doroille Longfellow March 22, 2022