dickslap

Sex act, where a classy broad like myself takes the cock out of her mouth and slaps her cheek, then lips or neck and chest.

My boy turns into such a little pussy when I dickslap him. It's mah move!

by LoRr December 14, 2004

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

Dicklan

Noun:

A Snapback merchant who surcomes to a dickish nature.

Person 1: Man, you wanna buy my snapbacks? They're only $10
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Dicklan.

by Nobody Knows, Seriously December 5, 2012

what the dickulous?

1. what in the world mixed with ridiculous.
2. what? that is riculous!
3. I can't believe my eyes that was redick!
4. the PG way to say what the !@#$ (you fill in the blank with your favorite 4 letter word)

dood1: hey bro dog.. why were you so late?

dood2: I my car was stolen!

dood1: what the dickulous?!? bro don't you live in like a gated community? AND who would want YOUR car?

by k_u October 9, 2008

dickalation

Death by penis being stuck in the mouth and being suffocated

She was giving me a blow job and i held her head to tight, she died of dickalation.

by Maverick&TopGun January 17, 2008

Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

by papplemanger July 13, 2010

Dicklashed

Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.

Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014