dicklick

one who licks dick

hey dicklick, whats up?

by ** June 26, 2003

Dicktits

1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.

1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

Dickling

When extremely drunk, the process of getting ones penis out and tickling someones arm with it.

Charlie... are you dickling me? OH DUDE PUT IT AWAY!!!

by maskerade April 3, 2011

dickwith factor

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.

A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.

by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014

dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.

As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

Dicktit

a term used to describe a person that acts like an asshole. they are a complete and total dick, but that word just doesn't do them justice. so tit is added.

you're such a terrible human being. scratch that, you are a manipulative dicktit.

by DamnDudeItsJosie February 16, 2018

Dicklivery

When a woman calls her FWB for some dick

Tim. What did you do last night
Me. I made a dicklivery to Amy's house
Tim. You know shes married right
Me. A dicklivery done right she'll call me back

by Mccf October 10, 2018