dickface

The dumbest or newest guy on the job, generally in construction.

Senior employee needs help from someone who can not be trusted to work on his own. "HEY DICKFACE!" or "Where's my Dickface"

by asphalt yoda August 17, 2010

double dick dance

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet costumes

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet customes

Example: hey billy and Danny want to double dick dance my face

by John Stackpole December 31, 2015

dickmince

Similiar to dickweed, someone who is just a complete dick and gets on everyones nerves.
Originates from North Hampshire, UK

Dickmince: Hey, guys, you all suck!
Me: Fuck off dickmince.

by joe-heth October 11, 2007

Dickrancher

1(noun) A female who has sexual relations with serveral males in a small time period. Side effects are (1) multiple children from multiple male partners (2) dangerously high percentage of contracting STD's (3) being broke with serveral children and complaining about being broke. (4) vagina hangs like sleeve of wizard and contracts foul fishy odor. To help population control and contracting a STD avoid Dickranchers at all cost.

That girl sscrewed 10 guys last month,she's a dickrancher

by Calamityjohn76 July 5, 2012

Dickface

Dickface Is A Male Who Is Really Suborn & Stupid And Has Mostly Female Friends

Person:Yo Dickface
Friend:Im Not Dickface You Bitch

by Sypriys June 7, 2016

dickface

(dik•fays) informal reference to an individual whose penis resembles all or part of a human face; can also refer to someone whose penis has a natural blemish with said resemblance.

I didn't understand why they called him dickface until I saw his penis. The bloody thing looked like a human face!!

by Member 248791 November 16, 2016

Dicklace

A necklace in the shape of a dick

My girl got pissed off i bought a dicklace for her. Kanye west will one day be wearing a dicklace on stage.

by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017