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Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese

Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese is a very smart dude who is white asf, a lil German 😰 , and very hot 😏 no girls want him but guys do, he’s jus that cute.
girl: omg is that Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese?!?!
boy: yes he’s very hot
girl: E 😣😣
by sparkzlol74 April 21, 2022
mugGet the Victor Von Anal Dick Cheesemug.
n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!
Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!
by BlackOutCrew January 17, 2008
mugGet the roast beef and dick cheese sandwichmug.

dick cheese mc fuzzy boi

oh man that guy was a total dick cheese mc fuzzy boi
by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
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rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 20, 2016
mugGet the rubbing his dick against the cheese gratermug.

Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"
her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time
by bob stevereno June 11, 2018
mugGet the Dick cheesemug.

dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!
yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.
by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022
mugGet the dick cheesemug.

dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese
oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”
by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019
mugGet the dick cheesemug.

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