State Dependent Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

It depends on the context

A reference to the 2023 congressional hearing on campus antisemitism. Specifically when asked "Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate Harvard's policies?" Harvard's former president Claudine Gay replied: "It depends on the context."

I know they said "all Jews should die" but that might not be antisemitic, it depends on the context.

by ytz123 January 22, 2024

human dependence

when things relie on pepole to thrive.

An ecosystem that is very heavy on human dependence.

by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021

Independent Dependent

Someone who has a full time job but still lives with their parents. A term coined by Greg Evans in his newspaper comic strip LuAnn. Becoming increasingly common as costs of living continue to rise.

I hate being an independent dependent.

by Shepherd Guy May 10, 2025

Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.

Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people

by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024

class c dependant

n. A military term used to describe soldiers whose civilian counterparts live in military housing rent free without anyone's acknowlegement. To use military resources without obligation or contract.

If the Commander catches you with that class c dependant in your room, its a wrap.

Today is military appreciation day at the mall. Cool, well come go to the store with me, so I can get 10% off my purchase.

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

Alcohol dependence

An 18yo white girl

1: I think I have alcohol dependence
2: Well, of course, you do, you're an 18yo white girl

by the_defineer69 March 9, 2020