Disengenuious dense motherfucker

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021

Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.

Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

dense humpty dumpty

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.

clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man

by vapidkourt October 7, 2019

Dense yet Flakey

Adjective: The term used to describe an unintelligent individual who atleast seems interesting but cam never follow through with plans.

Person 1: "hey maybe we should hang with John this weekend"

Person 2: " nah he's dense yet flakey"

Person 1: "oh truuu"

by 50ShadesOfPale May 23, 2015

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.

Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021

disingenuous dense motherfucker

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by cheerful ox July 29, 2021

Dense as a brick

Someone can’t take a hint at all that someone likes them.

Ethan is dense as a brick.

by Red cheese January 27, 2021