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detectorist

A person who uses a metal detector to find coins or gold in the dirt.
My detectorist buddy found some coins at the beach.
by J. Moses August 27, 2007
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detective work

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?
by Jean Genet Ramsey October 21, 2008
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Detective Dumbfuck

1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.
by Professor Pseudonym March 31, 2011
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Sketch Detector

Noun: A device only attained by a select few of the elite. It's design is of alien technology and origin, but it's uses are vast on planet Earth. Main Uses Include: Detecting whether or not an individual is sketchy.

Note: When exposed to severe cases of Sketchyness the detector has been known to break from too much stress.
The rich man used his Sketch Detector to find out the girl he brought home was a triflin' ho.
by Hendro December 22, 2008
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Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.
Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.
by specialkk47 December 5, 2011
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the hungry detective

An old vice cop that used to chase bad guys and now chases down food joints.
The Hungry Detective enjoyed a fabulous meal at Halls in Charleston, SC.
by B Crouch April 13, 2021
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Particular testicular detection

Particular Testicular Detection (PTD) refers to a cutting-edge biometric technology utilized by Tesla vehicles for authentication purposes. This unique method involves the use of advanced scanning systems incorporated within Tesla's vehicles, specifically designed to scan and analyze an individual's testicles as a means of identity verification.
I couldn't believe it when my friend told me that the latest Tesla models feature Particular Testicular Detection for authentication. Can you imagine having your testicles scanned to start a car? That's some next-level biometric technology!
by TessTickles_69 May 17, 2023
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