Deez Nutz

As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.

"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"

The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"

Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...

"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"

"Deez?????"

"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nutz!"

(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
by Schafer Cromwell III January 6, 2007
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Small Child: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Vile Man: Two of.
Small Child: Two of what?
Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*
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Deez Nurs

When you try to type Deez Nuts but end up pressing 'r' instead of 't'.
Her: We should go buy some CD's
Me: See Deez Nurs!!
Me: Nuts*
by anonymous November 30, 2017
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Childish, but funny prank, made hilarious when you can get some gullible person to fall for it.
Person 1: Hey, you know Dee?
Person 2: Dee who?
Person 3: DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!
by Brandon December 1, 2003
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deez nutz

Yo do you prefer Tapes or CD's?

CD's

Well then CDeeeeez Nutz on your foehead!!
by deez nutz yo! April 28, 2003
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deez nuts

have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........
deez nuts to trick a female
by dale January 6, 2004
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deez nutz

Old past time in which men act like boys.
Me: Hey Family you remember Botha from High School.
You: Botha who
Me BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!!
by JingoBa December 28, 2005
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