DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022

DefecaAtion

To A-pose standing on a toilet and defecate

Ron just performed defecaAtion on the toilet.

by Krip3nyt June 18, 2022

defecating a bomb

The action of exploding a toilet by taking a shit

I’m gonna be defecating a bomb.

by MiddleSchoolHumorAtItsPeak May 25, 2023

defecastration

A mixture of the words "defecate" and "castration", this word refers to when you shit so hard, your dick falls off.

Scenario 1:
Guy 1: dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Guy 2: bro, I think I just defecastrated myself.

Scenario 2:
Guy 1: when I was little, I shit so hard my dick fell off.
Guy 2: oh shit, you must be talking about defecastration.

by thegreyvytrain October 8, 2023

Defecation of Character

When someone is talking shit about you.

I thought my ex and I parted on good terms and were still friends; but she was caught in the act by other friends of ours who knew almost everything about us and confronted her for lying about me to make me look bad while committing defecation of character.

by Smart as... April 25, 2024

Defecational

Impossible to like. Common examples of defecational things are nails against a chalkboard, the kars for kids commercial, and tattle tales.

Person 1: Have you heard the guy from Creed’s voice?

Person 2: Ugh, yes. It’s so defecational.

by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013