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douche-dar

Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.
Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.
by Ron Legit June 24, 2008
mugGet the douche-darmug.

cleave-dar

the phenomenon by which the eyes of heterosexual males automatically focus in on the cleavage of a woman, if only for a brief moment, as soon as it enters their field of vision; a combination of the words cleavage and radar
"Dude, I'm sorry I was looking at your girl's tits, it's just that my cleave-dar was acting up"
by Xaphier October 12, 2008
mugGet the cleave-darmug.

muff dar

Primal Radar for Searching out beautiful ladies
"Ya Muff Dar is on form "
by Craig and Simon November 9, 2006
mugGet the muff darmug.

Dar Win

1. A term for failure reserved for those who's self esteem would be damaged by being told they fail. Since no one is left behind they get a dar win.

2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.
1. Little Sally ate her crayons instead of making a nice picture for the art contest. She gets a dar win for her contribution.

2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.
by GreenBird23 June 10, 2011
mugGet the Dar Winmug.

Ding Dar

Some nasty word used by Southerners that replaces the words like, you no, the,a,is,and,stupid and idiot. And anything else you want it to mean.
It one them Ding Dar Squirrels...............Ding Daar shoot him with da peeshoota pa!
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004
mugGet the Ding Darmug.

Oh Dar

Dar meaning a sarcastic version of seriously.
by beeaytee March 17, 2013
mugGet the Oh Darmug.

Lardy Dar

A misspelling of la-di-da used by fat illiterate cunts
Did you see Jord misspell la-di-da as "lardy dar", what a fat illiterate cunt
by Rabidbreast April 5, 2021
mugGet the Lardy Darmug.

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