You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.
by lordpoptart February 2, 2016
Get the danish poptartmug. She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish
by Sherf Turlet December 28, 2005
Get the Cheese Danishmug. When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Prune Danishmug. A lowlife bitch who self diagnoses and wears make up like a clown. Also makes up a bunch of lies for attention.
by McNairy Central April 22, 2020
Get the Shaylea Danishmug. by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003
Get the Cheese Danishmug. by randytaylor May 20, 2009
Get the danish weekendmug. The act of teabagging;
The act of putting your testicles into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim or willing partner
Proving how much of a man you are
The act of putting your testicles into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim or willing partner
Proving how much of a man you are
by Juicy Jay!!!! December 16, 2008
Get the Danish Dunkmug.