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deer dick 

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.
Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!
deer dick by Marco Porno January 13, 2009
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deer camp 

When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.
"Hey baby, Im going to deer camp you tonight"
deer camp by Chris Kbbbbbb June 21, 2006

Deer Isle Smile 

A Deer Isle Smile refers to one's ass crack showing. The term was founded in Deer Isle Maine where there are a large number of obese people whose pants are riding a little too low.
"I saw Chucky today, boy he had one hell of a Deer Isle smile."
Deer Isle Smile by McWill February 15, 2009

Deer Hunter 

A guy that goes out to the bar looking for the drunkest girl to take home. Normally the girl is drunk enough that a reasonable person would not take advantage of her but a deer hunter would.
That guy is such a deer hunter. Lets go deer hunting tonight.
Deer Hunter by buddy3 June 30, 2008

Deer Meat 

noun. Specifically referred to the meat of a male. By meat, I actually mean penis. A good question to ask a female if thats what she would like for dinner.
Hey baby, do you like deer meat?
OH yea well why dont you come on down here and get some of this ol' buck.
Deer Meat by jld2 February 25, 2009

Deer Park 

The lamest town east of Houston that has spawned a great deal of penguins, unicorns, and chemical engineers. All of these aforementioned entities belong to the same phylum; therefore, it must be concluded that the former are in fact results of the sick whinings of king kong's sister in law. Ironically, this town does not produce clean drinking water. Does kick ass at football.
Clean up your room, or i'll send you to live with your aunt in Deer Park!

Deer Park/on top/ number one/ lets rock!
Deer Park by lars synagouge December 30, 2009