Definitions by jld2

Cookie Cutter 

noun. This is a name for a very nice ass, particularly that of a female. A good one is called this when it has a good shape and nice firmness, hence why it is called a cookie cutter.

Wow, that Anna sure does have a good cookie cutter on her. Yeah, she must work out.

Cookie Cutter by jld2 February 27, 2009

moose titty

noun. This is simply a name for a 40 ouce beer and the brand beverage is of no importance. However, the cheaper the beer the better the titty gets. A good 40 ouce natural ice is usually a crowd favorite.

Amy, what are you drinking tonight? Well, Justin, back at home i always drink a good moose titty, they are my favorite because i feel so classy when i drink them. Momma and them made me a homemade coozie for it made from deer hide!

moose titty by jld2 February 27, 2009

Russel 

noun. This is a creative name for the penis. The full name of this creature is "Russel the Love Muscle."

Hey baby, have you met Russel? Russel the Love Muscle? Once this question is asked, the female will have no choice but to copulate with you. This one-liner will increase your sexual radius with the ladies.

Russel by jld2 February 26, 2009

Bush Hog 

noun. A female or possibly a male in these days and times that has "skint" more roots than a bush hog tractor. This person could also be called simply a slut.

Well John, I have been in a slump with the ladies. Therefore, I was forced to call the ol' Bush Hog so I could get my root skint.

Bush Hog by jld2 February 25, 2009

Deer Meat 

noun. Specifically referred to the meat of a male. By meat, I actually mean penis. A good question to ask a female if thats what she would like for dinner.

Hey baby, do you like deer meat?
OH yea well why dont you come on down here and get some of this ol' buck.

Deer Meat by jld2 February 25, 2009

Kind Hair 

The kind of hair that grows on a mule's ass.

Amy and Rose, you two both have kind hair. (Amy and Rose) "Thanks Justin that is really nice of you." Well, i meant you have the kind of hair that grows on a mule's ass.

Kind Hair by jld2 February 25, 2009