Blind Cyclops

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.

Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.

by Daddyslick February 2, 2006

cyclone ranger

An outsider; an unwanted or exasperating person.

"Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger." The Vapors, Turning Japanese, 1983.

by Vacation Man May 11, 2010

cyclopiking

A dance move combining both the spiral moving "cyclone" and "Jersey turnpike", performed simultaneously.

Whoah, check out that girl on the dance floor cyclopiking on that guy.

by misswurdup November 21, 2013

cyclopsing

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.

Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.

by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

cyclops goat

Bending over and tucking your cock and balls back between your legs, while taking your free hand and spreading your ass cheeks so your asshole is showing.

Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.

Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.

by betrayal4life March 9, 2015

Cyclopgasm

When you nut yourself into a new dimension.

When the dopamine hit is so high, you become an X-Man.

My man went to town so fast, he had a cyclopgasm.

by Turboman99 May 23, 2022

Purple cyclops

Penis

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops

by Lord Prometheus December 28, 2018