cumshot

The act of shooting your cum into a woman's vagina or ass, having her stand up to let it drip into a shot glass. And then have her drink it up!!

your at a bar and say "shots for everyone" look at a specific hot woman and say " but you need a cumshot"

by The full monty May 29, 2015

gandalf cumshot

The act of where a male cumshot has landed, and has been ejaculated with such a power and strength that it's as if Gandalf himself has gifted it with his aid from the flames of the mountain of Erebor. There are few with this power, and those that do are often in hiding because they do not wish to destroy the world with such a force, or allow it to fall into the wrong hands. A Gandalf Cumshot is easily identifiable if the female is wearing makeup, because the cumshot should have hit it with so much force that the makeup is no more. Side effects may contain the female being dead/partially wounded as a result. Beware.

Guy 1 "Did you see the twin towers yesterday?" Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard Osama Bin Laden did a Gandalf Cumshot"

guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot

by danceonmybelly August 11, 2014

Yung Spinach Cumshot

The yungest rapper who makes the best songs about sex and hoes.

Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

Cowboy Cumshot

A tasty cocktail made of 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps, 1.5 oz Whipped Cream, and 1 part Irish Cream, all mixed with crushed ice. Popular among older gay men. Also known as a "Cocksucking Cowboy."

I asked the bartender for a Cowboy Cumshot.

by Collegeguy21bi December 1, 2010

cumsnort

when your girl takes a big load in the mouth and it is so much that it comes out of her nose.

the other night my girl sucked me off when i shot my load in her mouth it came out of her nose - cumsnort

by ryan2006 October 24, 2006

cumshot distance

The length of how far you shoot your cum.

“Carter Krause” dude my cumshot distance was Insane last night. I hit my next door Neighbor Ajani threw my window!

by @twoProfessionalretards July 8, 2020

cumshot

hot sauce that comes out a man/woman's genatillia

woman"Yo keep sucking it honey and spread your legz. O f yes yes o yes give it to me" *splash*
man-"Ah! I'm blind"

by Ice man March 21, 2007