Cumsicle

A insult usually used to thrown in in a argument to confuse the opposing party.
Also used to say that “your such a cumsicle” meaning they would lick a popsicle made of cum

You cumsicle

by Gabesta99 May 23, 2019

cumsicle

frozen sperm on stick that gayman can enjoy licking

instead of licking the cumsicle jimmy stuck it up his ass and enjoyed it form his other whole

by fanarizzle January 8, 2009

Cumach ache

The stomach ache a person gets after swallowing too much sperm during a blow job

Dude after I gave Johnny a b.j. I had such a bad cumach ache.

by CAYloo December 5, 2007

cumscreens

Fake long eyelashes worn by porn stars to protect their eyes.

"Better wear the teflon cumscreens today for your scene in "For your Eye Only'

by crosscomox December 20, 2013

cumback

When a washed up celebrity is made famous again by their participation in an "accidentally leaked" sex video

Did you see Dustin Diamond's three-way? He's gonna have a major cumback this week.

by skomand December 11, 2007

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008

Cumsicle

cumming onto the same spot of your blanket for 200 days and an icicle starts to form on it from the repetitive stacking of semen

Dorthy - "Ew whats that, your room doesnt seem THAT cold."
Tyrone - "It's a cumsicle."
Dorthy - "A what now?!"

Tyrone - "Use urban dictionary and you'll find out."

by YungSlanger September 23, 2019