Cumanova

"Space sized orgasms" or to cum infinitely.

As per a message I received on OkCupid:

"...I'll would do you so good you have no choice but to keep coming back to back like you forgot something. big cumanovas so think about it??"

I shit thee not.

by Mashroo November 12, 2012

cumasuffication

it is when a women dies from suffurcating on dry sperm stuck in her throat

Last night, I almost made your mom cumasufficate

by Tok Kim March 31, 2004

Cumahat

a homosexual group of indians from the nothern Canada. They express themselves by jizzing into a beanie hence their name cum-a-hat. They worship the great penis which they believe provides them with all sustanance. Their religion only allows them to eat the male sex organs of animals and food shaped liked dicks. They believe that all women are evil and anything womely or shaped like a vagina is a bad omen.

person one:Look at that the cumahat over there!

person two: What is he doing?

person one: Hes jizzing in his hat!!! ewww!!!!

by failseers May 3, 2011

cumaraderie

an unbreakable bond between members of the self-identifying male species.

the good old days. when patriarchy was firm and stable and powerful enough to set the rules.

ah look at me climbing the ladder of success held together by cumaraderie

by Krkič February 11, 2021

cumalicous

A guy or girl who is extremely hott

Damn! She's cumalicous!!

by sweetlilrussian1 October 21, 2004

cumass

a dumbass, with cum in their ass.

Jared: Hi, my names Jared, i'm 19 and i never fucking learned how to read!!

Liv: Jared's a cumass, smh.

by papi liv May 9, 2020

Cumatorium

When you cum on your step sisters face and then pour your nans ashes on them, like a crematorium but a cumatorium.

Boys last night my step sister came into my room to help with homework and I gave her a cumatorium

by Ly_on977 July 28, 2020