a homosexual group of indians from the nothern Canada. They express themselves by jizzing into a beanie hence their name cum-a-hat. They worship the great penis which they believe provides them with all sustanance. Their religion only allows them to eat the male sex organs of animals and food shaped liked dicks. They believe that all women are evil and anything womely or shaped like a vagina is a bad omen.
person one:Look at that the cumahat over there!
person two: What is he doing?
person one: Hes jizzing in his hat!!! ewww!!!!