Cullen-freakout

the act of freaking out when a joke is made about your girlfriend and leaving your friends in the middle of the night because you can not control your feelings

"Dude the biggest Cullen-freakout happened yesterday. He got pissed about his girlfriend and had his dad pick him up ay 4 oclock in the morning."

by LouisvilleKY502 January 4, 2012

Edward Cullen

The love interest in Stephenie Meyer's terribly written Twilight "Saga". Edward Cullen has bronze hair at first, but it changes severl times in the books. He's also sparkly, a vampire who doesn't actually drink human blood, and falls in love with the main character Bella, a Mary-Sue if there ever was one. Also the cause of a strange phenomenon I like to call the "Edward Cullen Complex" that causes young men to become wildly insecure because of a fictional character. They may gripe about girls having too high of standards, write lengthy bitter definitions of Edward on Urban Dictionary, and never get laid because of their insecurity.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.

Girl "Edward Cullen is sooo hot!"
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."

by Indeedit'strue December 27, 2008

Emmett Cullen

a vampire in the twilight series by stephanie meyer. waaaay hotter then edward, and edward is pretty much amazing all around(;

lives with carlisle, esme, edward and alice cullen, and also with rosalie and jasper hale.

rosalie is his soul mate.

emmett cullen is definitely better then edward. sorry(:

by anothertwilightfan December 17, 2008

Alice Cullen

A character from the Brilliant book "Twilight" by stephenie meyer. She is adoptive sister to Edward, and deard friend of his mate, Bella Swan

Page 20: "That's Edward and Emmett Cullen, and Rosalie and Jasper Hale. The one who left was Alice Cullen; they all live together with Dr. Cullen and his wife."

by Person123456789 November 24, 2006

The Edward Cullen

The sexual act of going down on a girl while on her period. Coined after the character "Edward Cullen" from Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight."

I was on my period, but my boyfriend said that it didn't matter to him. He gave me the Edward Cullen.

by Sandcracker January 12, 2010

Cullenism

A religion for people that don't know what to do with their lives. Which are all Twilight fangirls.

They obsess over Edward Cullen (Hence the word, CULLENism) Believe Stephanie Meyers is a god and that Twilight is the new bible. Often they scare people with their new found "religion" or if the person says they don't like Twilight, or think it's average, they'll beat that person into submission or call you a fat-ass with no life (Quite ironic, non?)

Person 1: I'm conducting a survey to see what religion people are, may I ask what yours is?

Person 2: OMG, I go by Cullenism!1!! You've never heard of it?! Edward Cullen's soooo hot!!!11 Stephanie Meyer is a god and Twilight is the new bible!1!! You should joi-

Person 1: *runs away*

Person: YOU FAT-ASS!!!11one YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!1! RETARD!!11oneone D:<

by Evening Okami September 4, 2010

Cullen Shamy

An Irish male that has a crush on a population female at school. He got peer pressured into tell her that he likes her. She and her friends are verbal abuse towards him. But one day he stood and said I have a ruler Dick and if u don't want it leave this foot long alone. Then he tried to move on but he had nice conversation with a hot female. After the period she was getting laid by a harrypotter fan. What bad luck he said to himself.

"You are so unlucky. Your Irish side isn't come out good for brooke" I say

I hate you Cullen Shamy thought and ignored big balls 50

by Not big balls 50 November 5, 2017