Angry Cuban

Your screwing your girlfriend in the ass and after you blow your load in her you pull out your shit stained mushroom head and wipe it off between her eyes and you just gave her a uni brow and she will look at you like a Angry Cuban

Last night that whore I picked up from the bar had a bad attitude so I fucked her in the ass and gave her an Angry Cuban to match her shitty attitude.

by Bob Z Cock May 6, 2008

cuban surprise

When you cover your dick in flavored rolling paper and make sure it's nice and tight. Then you get a girl to circumsize your penis, like you would do to the end of a cigar if you are about to smoke it. Then the girl lights the tip of your penis to stop the bleeding from the circumcision and begins suck or do whatever she wants with your penis.

My girl wanted to smoke last night do I gave her a Cuban surprise.

I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.

by Sexytexan1990 January 11, 2014

Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user

"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"

by Fidel Castro's sister March 6, 2009

cubans

best love makers cigar makers clothes maker musicians cookers in the world

cubans have the best women ever great dancers

by imcuban February 6, 2010

Cuban Skype

When a coworker prefers to yell to a person across the room instead of skyping.

Miguel skyped Carlito, "What did you do last night?" Miguel, who sits two cublices away replied by saying"I WENT TO THE TITTY BAR LAST NIGHT! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!" through cuban skype.

by Sativa Rose February 22, 2009

Cubanophobia

Disgust toward Cubans or being one. Most Cubans are cheap,rude, delinquents who decide to blame all their problems on Castro and victimize themselves so as to get sympathy points from people who wouldn't like them in the first place.

Example of Cubanophobia : I hate Cuban people but they're so rude they sicken me, with their attitude and pride, I'm Cubanophobic, I wish their island could sink beneath the sea so as not to hear them anymore.

by ozzy69 November 4, 2014

Cuban mudshovel

The act of inserting a Cuban cigar into a woman's rectum, then removing and smoking it, while having anal sex with the woman.

"Dude, that cigar you gave me made for an awsome Cuban mudshovel last night."

by Bob Brewski April 24, 2008