cumbler 

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant

That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.

cumbler by thefjordsman June 15, 2009

crumbelievable 

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

crumbelievable by Derek May 26, 2006

Crimble 

Christmas, the festive period.

I loved the Crimble Pudding at that posh restaurant.
She was all tinselaged to the chair, so I had to give her a crimble snowstorm.

Crimble by Porlus December 30, 2007

Crumbderboob 

Crumbderboob is when a person of considerable cleavage often needs to fish around their "underboob" for removal of irritating crumbs.

"Oh not again, i just finished this packet of cookies and now I got serious Crumbderboob !"

Crumbderboob by Cookie Crumbster August 3, 2016

Crumple Crotch 

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)

chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!

Crumple Crotch by Miss Kali Kaos March 14, 2009

crumbed 

Anything that is falling to pieces.

That bitch was so drunk last night she was crumbed.

That car is crumbed, its falling apart.

crumbed by Ron S....... June 20, 2008

crumpled 

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.

Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.

crumpled by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016