Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

Crowded house

New Zealand band

Crowded house. An overated band full of morons and half wits.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Croledance

"Corporate pole dance" A gesture or speech an executive makes to save face during bad times. For instance , at some point just before the CEO closes an event he showers accolades on his peers (many true but just as many of the compliments are untrue).

“It looks like our CEO saved his severance package because he did an excellent croledance before he announced he would be leaving”.

One version of the croledance is when executives mention how hard it is for them to implement layoffs, off-shoring or outsourcing.

by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009

Crowlen

Crowlen is a cross between crying and howling often used to describe a situation that went from bad to worse.

Hahah look at that bitch arse whore crowlen.

by gavfry January 12, 2012

Crawled Apart

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.

Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."

by Demotivation January 21, 2012

Crowler

The act of breaking a crow's wings and one of its legs and solemnly watching as it attempts to crawl away.

Dood, you're such a crowler! Wanna go ravening?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015