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Lara Crofted

Lara Crofted is when you get impaled by an object
Oh my god! Call an ambulance, I just got Lara Crofted !!
by alpetergriffin April 7, 2021
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CRAFT Disease

When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".
I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.
by Happy_Hoaxster May 28, 2009
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Croated

Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.
by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019
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Arts & Crafts

When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project
Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick last night and i took her to Arts & Crafts.
Bryant: No way! she like it?
Kevin: actually yeah, she even pulled out some googily eyes which kinda creeped me out.
by Jmart25 May 26, 2009
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Croatoan Day

It's the day that Supernatural fandom has been waiting for.
Where Supernatural fandom celebrates the day of the Apocalypse and Croatoan virus spread.
By celebrating we draw Croatoan word on our visible parts of body and take pictures of excessive amount of toilet papers we own at our houses.

This celebration day is caused by episode of famous Tv show called Supernatural, where is season 5 episode 4, one of the main characters Dean Winchester is sended to the future between a 1 - 7 of August 2014, to see the consequences of his actions.

"Hoard the toilet paper, hoard it like it's made of gold".
by PaulaBear August 1, 2014
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craft nazi

a derogitory term used to discribe martha stewart.;also used to discribe anyone too involved in home crafts.
"dude, martha's such a craft nazi!"
"ill make these damn pants how i want too, you freakin craft nazi!"
by thajesters September 26, 2003
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Craft syndrome

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?
I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.
by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010
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