Crippsing

To satisfy a woman sexually in a way that you probably shouldn't tell your mates about and then have her roll over once done and go to sleep. Then to tell your mates about it.

"She screamed like someone was murdering her then just rolled over and ignored me,...can you believe it!"

"You really shouldn't share stuff like that, you dillweed, now I'm going to have to tell everyone that your a loser who tells his mates stuff he should really not share. Let's name it Crippsing"

by Titleist69 November 13, 2009

Crumping

Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.

I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.

by rumpcrump3000 March 15, 2011

Crumping

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.

Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.

by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009

crippling depresion

some viral YouTube saying of depresion

I have crippling depresion

by NoPoNoPoTrexGuy2 March 1, 2017

crumbling

to break into small fragments or crumbs

Look,Syria streets crumbling after the Russian air strikes

by bnazy September 23, 2016

Crippling aids

When dos aids get to strong and you fall on the ground screaming.

Oh nooooo here come the crippling aids again..aaaahhhhhhh. These where the last words of ali-a as he died of crippling aids this is sky news reporting from the fortnite lobby

by Pussay slaya 445 October 27, 2018

Crisping

When you to embarrassed to eat crisps around people cause of the noise it makes. So you suck them instead of chewing them.

Rachel was to embarrassed to eat her crisps when starting her new job so she quietly sat there crisping.

by Bwooly1001 June 29, 2016