swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz January 15, 2016

kerb crawler

A 4x4 "off-road" vehicle that have never left the street - the furthest off-road it will ever get is the kerb

Hey buddy, nice kerb crawler you got there, shame about the mud on your Pirelli's though...

by ShadyCraig September 21, 2005

Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.

It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.

by Ariel777 August 27, 2009

chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.

i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler

by ferrance January 24, 2010

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

Crawler

Someone who tries to have an underground taste in music so bad and gatekeep various things to seem original and not like the “others”

“God he’s such a a crawler”
“god I know right he crawls for a personality

by unknown mandarine March 18, 2022

Ivy crawler

A girl that that gives a blow job to non manscaped penis.

I haven't trimmed in months but she still sucked me off, she's a real ivy crawler!

by ___kendi___ June 24, 2018