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swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes
Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler
by Cooter Scuz January 15, 2016
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kerb crawler

A 4x4 "off-road" vehicle that have never left the street - the furthest off-road it will ever get is the kerb
Hey buddy, nice kerb crawler you got there, shame about the mud on your Pirelli's though...
by ShadyCraig September 21, 2005
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Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.
It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.
by Ariel777 August 27, 2009
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chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.
by ferrance January 24, 2010
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one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout
His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.
by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005
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Crawler

Someone who tries to have an underground taste in music so bad and gatekeep various things to seem original and not like the “others”
“God he’s such a a crawler”
“god I know right he crawls for a personality
by unknown mandarine March 18, 2022
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Ivy crawler

A girl that that gives a blow job to non manscaped penis.
I haven't trimmed in months but she still sucked me off, she's a real ivy crawler!
by ___kendi___ June 24, 2018
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