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Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.
Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.
by I am... Steel Man? April 13, 2011
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carjacking

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!
by mapatric March 18, 2007
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Cracking the Nut

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.
Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"
by Fletch743 January 2, 2012
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Cracking open a cold one

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.
by malparit September 1, 2009
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cracking clocks

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
" Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
by Pete Pigbristles June 28, 2014
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Carlocking

The act of repeatedly sending someone a Facebook friend request and immediately canceling it so that the other user receives a notification of the request but can no longer respond to it.
I've been carlocking Steve Kaplan for a few days now and he thinks that Facebook is broken.
by drankpee November 5, 2014
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Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off
Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!
by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018
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