Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Crackin'

Asking what's up or how are you doing.

Yo, what's crackin' my homie?

by DaBossBro128 January 1, 2016

man crackin

Mouth full of dishsoap, crack their butt with a wooden spoon

Keep talking filth, and you're gonna get a man cracking

by scorcharific October 24, 2020

what's crackin?

1) a way of saying hello to someone.
2) an insult to a fat person saying it

Paul: what's crackin?
Stevie: The floor fat bitch

by waffleslol December 14, 2020

crackin bod

A person with a very aesthetically pleasing body as a result of exercise and a healthy lifestyle; originated from the hit television series "Love Island (UK)"

"She's proper fit has a crackin bod"

by love island fan 42 August 22, 2021

crackin pussy

When you smashing your fly girl so hard her pussy stretches so much it cracks

Chad: just came home from crackin pussy
Friend: dam bro how big is your shlong

by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021

Hackin' & Crackin'

An activity performed by a tech geek at all hours but mostly at night. It involves hacking into other computer systems and cracking passwords.

Dude, what are you still doing up, it's 4am?

-Just Hackin' & Crackin'....tryin to score some free internet porn.

by jimrome69 March 11, 2011