To have an excuse to not be "dating"....yet still routinely boning. A way to subtly deflect impertinent questions with sarcastic humor via archaic terminology without offending the one with whom one bones.
"Dude, I saw you with that girl last weekend. What's up with that?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Are you dating?"
"Nah, we're just courting."
"What are you talking about?"
"Are you dating?"
"Nah, we're just courting."
by kittycatmongoose February 8, 2010
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Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
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Get the Counting Unicorns Near Topeka mug.The game of 2+ players in which the players stand in a circle with a bottle of water and throw it to each other. The aim of the game is to make the bottle flow smoothly through the air with no sudden, jerky movements. Nobody ever loses, but players gain reputation by performing transactions with utter steeze.
Variations of the game include:
-Hardcore Coasting (with the bottle cap off)
-Freestyle Coasting (performing beautiful tricks with the bottle)
-Here comes the pain (A skill-off in which players have 4 lives corresponding to each word in the game's title. This is a similar game to S.K.A.T.E.)
Variations of the game include:
-Hardcore Coasting (with the bottle cap off)
-Freestyle Coasting (performing beautiful tricks with the bottle)
-Here comes the pain (A skill-off in which players have 4 lives corresponding to each word in the game's title. This is a similar game to S.K.A.T.E.)
Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna coast for a bit?"
Person 2: "Yeah lets try and beat our last run!"
Person 3: "Hey guys, I'm up for some freestyle coasting"
Person 1: "Sorry dude, not this time, your steeze is wack"
Person 2: "Yeah lets try and beat our last run!"
Person 3: "Hey guys, I'm up for some freestyle coasting"
Person 1: "Sorry dude, not this time, your steeze is wack"
by AlphaMayell April 21, 2010
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