leafy-cornflake

a hairy fanny that is dried up and crispy like a cornflake. and your fanny is un-usable.

nana, WOW, you have a leafy-cornflake

by penisdestroyer2006 May 3, 2021

Cornflake

In a normal conversation the cornflake may be innocently mentioned in the context of a cereal.

It may also mean a dried up piece of shit-covered toilet paper that resides in between someone's bumcheeks, usually dangling from a hair.

"I was filming a tasteful nude earlier when I found a cornflake in my arse."

"I-wa-ho-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

by The insult guy February 14, 2025

Cornflake

A person who gets offended by reading on social media about people getting offended.
A next-level snowflake
A flagmonkey

"That cornflake has been putting memes up about Muslims being offended by Christmas trees again"

by Benny Fonz December 13, 2018

cornflakes

cereal that tastes good when they are soggy.

Anybody: cornflakes taste better when they are soggy
Somebody: I like mine dry

by notsusatall December 7, 2018

Cornflake

An unthinking or insane right-winger -- in other words, most modern right-wingers.

Cornflake can also be used as an adjective, e.g. a cornflake Trump supporter.

The term is a variation on the pejorative "snowflake". The "corn" suffix references the fact that conservatives and right-wingers typically come from red states that grow corn.

The right-wing propaganda site Breitbart launched a campaign against Kellogg's in 2016 after the company pulled their ads from the site for political reasons. The word "cornflake" as a derogatory term was first used on the Breitbart forums in that context.

Worker #1 "Did you see those cornflakes whining about the MSM?"

Worker #2 "Yeah, that Kellyanne is nuts."

by atlings March 16, 2017

cornflake

A girl that flakes on every guy, right when they are about to leave the house.

I was dressed in a tux and everything, and that cornflake just texted me she can't make it.

by tabel12 February 21, 2017

Cornflake

A drink mixed with alcohol in, typically fruit juices

Hey, pass the cornflakes but don't give me the orange juice!

by Lupop May 12, 2019