Cornflake

A drink mixed with alcohol in, typically fruit juices

Hey, pass the cornflakes but don't give me the orange juice!

by Lupop May 12, 2019

cornflaked

Wones self is drunk.

I got cornflaked last night.

by me May 13, 2005

Cornflake

In a normal conversation the cornflake may be innocently mentioned in the context of a cereal.

It may also mean a dried up piece of shit-covered toilet paper that resides in between someone's bumcheeks, usually dangling from a hair.

"I was filming a tasteful nude earlier when I found a cornflake in my arse."

"I-wa-ho-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

by The insult guy February 14, 2025

Cornflake

A snowflake with sexist, racist, or neo conservative views a la Tomi Lahren and supporters of the Alt-Right at Charlottesville.

Christopher Cantwell is acting like a cornflake crying on YouTube about going to jail for his actions. At least old school KKK members hid their faces, unlike the Cornflakes at Charlottesville.

by CCA@ August 18, 2017

shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

leafy-cornflake

a hairy fanny that is dried up and crispy like a cornflake. and your fanny is un-usable.

nana, WOW, you have a leafy-cornflake

by penisdestroyer2006 May 3, 2021

Cornflake

A person who gets offended by reading on social media about people getting offended.
A next-level snowflake
A flagmonkey

"That cornflake has been putting memes up about Muslims being offended by Christmas trees again"

by Benny Fonz December 13, 2018