consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.

We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.

by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014

congugate

When blacks get together to protest white people.

The group congugated to protest the confederate flag.

by [e-mail] October 9, 2017

Cockulate

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college

by Yo bald headed momma November 28, 2017

Conjusate

To turn around an awkward moment in a conversation

You really conjusated that conversation!

by Aldra December 9, 2018

Consultant Desk Pop

A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.

Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.

Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!

by Tired Consultant March 8, 2021

cockulater

a word that refers to a lung disease is contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis, which is organic acidemias caused by an enzymatic defect in the metabolism of four amino acids (methionine, threonine, isoleucine, and valine). This results is in an abnormally high level of acid in the blood (academia) and body tissues. In the acute form, drowsiness, coma, and seizures may occur. Mental retardation is a long-term consequence. The disorder may be caused by a deficiency of one or more of the enzymes methylmalnyl CoA mutase, methylmalnyl racemase, or adenosylcobalamin synthetic enzymes. Excretion of methylmalonate, a product of amino acid metabolism, in the urine is abnormally high and therefore is a marker of the disorder. All known organic acidemias are inherited as autosomal recessive traits.

oh no my cockulater it broke

by Some call me Tyrone December 6, 2021

Combulate

To tell a dislikable surprise. Something shocking, yet frustrating.

“I told her what happened, needless to say, she wasn’t pleased by how I combulated.”

by imjunyeop October 3, 2023