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Contracts

An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal filings; a mountain of reeking shit.
"I'm sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have to study for Contracts."
by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008
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poop contractions

When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.
Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!
by rockerdon666 December 4, 2009
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Duncan Construction

The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.
by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
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Contract

Mafia word when a made guy offers a reward to another to kill a specific person.
For cooperating with the police, I'm going to put out a contract on his head.
by GF Ed February 7, 2005
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broa constrictor

A bro who incessantly takes all the fun out of brotivities and totally ignores brotocol.
David: "Man this club is totally brotastic lets go play ice hockey on the dance floor wit da ladies"

Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies"

David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!"
by Brobediah & Broba Fett October 11, 2010
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Social Constructionism

Using your sociological imagination to completely bullshit your final paper for a sociology graduate student that doesn't understand what he or she is teaching.
Using social constructionism, I passed my sociology course!
by bewarnecke_00 December 18, 2014
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Fart Contraction

A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.
"Owwwwwwww oh man my stomach hurts"

"Oh thats better it was just a fart contraction"
by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009
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