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bowel constrictor

ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.
by mariana's trench February 20, 2014
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Constructophobia

#######: I will have constructophobia from this
by pilinium March 30, 2021
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Lawyer Construction

Loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. Sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.
Employee 1: "Damn that's loud. Are they hanging drywall in there today? "

Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."
by SeaFlyer January 3, 2013
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road construction season

A period of time that happens in Idaho during early summer to late fall (could be longer) in which almost every main road is closed and everyone has to take overcrowded detours to get to their destination
by Jerry Blerg February 28, 2017
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Bridge Constructor Portal

An engineering simulation and puzzle video game developed by ClockStone and published by Headup Games.
It can be easy at first, but it becomes more stressful and difficult as it goes.
Eric: Hey, have you played Bridge Constructor Portal yet?
James: Yeah! And it's pretty fun, but also its bloody hard.
by ThatUrbanNinja6969 February 8, 2018
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constitution talk

Guy:“You have to give up one thing for the rest of your life: oral sex or red meat. Which do you choose?”
Girl: “Meat.”
Guy: “Damn girl, constitution talk.”
by AGhoody December 14, 2017
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