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Console Bisexual

Someone who has loads of knowledge about both Xbox and PlayStation, wears PlayStation and Xbox clothing indefinitely, and owns both consoles.
1: That guy with the Xbox One T-shirt is playing a PS4! Traitor!
2: Nah, he's just a console Bisexual.
by Trerry June 30, 2015
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Console Ego

A phrase used to describe a gamer who has been disillusioned to think they are better than they really are. The core reason why they think they are better than what they really are is because they were accustomed to stomping low skilled dad gamers and squeakers in console lobbies (AI lobbies). The most common scenarios where the console ego is heard is when a console player switches to PC, and still holds the belief that they are the best even though they are probably mediocre when compared to the PC population.
"Yeah not sure why he still think's he's good, dude definitely has a console ego."
by XDsoccerkicker August 1, 2022
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Dual Console

When two people are having sex while one of them is playing a videogame.
She was riding me while I was facing the T.V. playing Xbox doing the 'ol Dual Console.
by 3Crowns October 10, 2013
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soulja console

a super cool console and only cool intellectuals have it
oh shit he has a soulja console he must be very cool
by mr tripple cash April 21, 2019
mugGet the soulja consolemug.

Console War

A pointless, semi-retarded argument fought between fanboys of consoles like Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii.

Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?
When the majority of people become intelligent enough to realize a PC is better than any console, the console wars will end.
by Colder November 1, 2011
mugGet the Console Warmug.

death console

Video Games:

Usually in the side or corner; a list of people who have died, usually including what weapons and the murderer.
Examples of death consoles:

In Counter-Strike-
Assassin (weapon killed with) Deceased name

In Soldat:
Killers' name
Killed name

etc...
by Sexy Goose August 2, 2004
mugGet the death consolemug.

consolation prize

Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 2, 2018
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