Conran

A very intresting person, who makes friends easily and is very popular but he doesn't have the balls to ask out girls even though he knows that they like him and they want his tiny asian chode.

Conran Lee

by hendrikverbeek November 14, 2012

Contaxian

One who prefers cameras which are no longer in production, had a good run only with some of their cameras, and are not really all that notorious. Also likes to stereotype Canonites and Nikonians by calling them amateurs, when in fact, and usually in general, they have far better bodies and lenses than the Contaxian.

"Man, that guy with that Canon L glass is making the guy with the Contax look like a child...he looks pissed too."

by Deus April 5, 2005

conrad

the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded

dude can i have another handful of goldfish?

Dude you already had five handfuls! dont conrad me!

by theEaSTer BuNny October 14, 2010

conrade

(n)
the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.

a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language

Though Felix , the wannabe air cadet, would pass as a communist in speech. He'd fail in typing when referring to Mao as "conrade" because he clearly cant spell.

by ak March 8, 2005

conran

The name of an individual who smells like shit and finds difficulty talking to girls.

"That Conran cunt has no friends"

by sleb July 2, 2019

conrad

A short fat man that is usually below normal IQ. Conrads usually have no friends and like to mingle with normal people. Most Conrads accidently show off their buttcrack without knowing it

"Oye Conrad, Getta ova here!"
"Oye Conrad, You are a queerbait!"

by trevor dewitt January 14, 2008

Conrad

A guy who you think you like and eventually fall in love with, thinking he must like you back, and you are so blinded by love (or obsession) you don't see the obvious truth staring you in the face: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. Your heart is broken beyond repair and you see him for what he really is: A dumbass boy who never paid any attention to you anyway. So you try to be happier and you realize who you are meant to be with-a Daniel; every girl needs a Daniel. He likes you back and always has. He's been there for you when you were sad or angry, and now you feel better, like the hole in your heart has been fixed again.

Girl 1: OMG! that guy is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Don't be decieved, he's a Conrad.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate Conrads.
Girl 2: Same here sister. Been there, done that.

by jadestar114 May 26, 2010