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Consolidationed railroad 1976-1999
Conrail
Conrail by Vtuu February 5, 2021
Conrail, short for Consolidated Rail Corporation, was a Class I railroad company in the United States established in 1976 to rescue the struggling rail industry in the Northeastern U.S. Its creation was a response to the bankruptcy of several major railroads in the region, including Penn Central, Erie Lackawanna, and others. Conrail was a government-backed initiative designed to stabilize rail service, improve efficiency, and restore profitability in the rail industry. Conrail modernized its operations, repaired outdated infrastructure, and eventually became profitable. In 1987, it was privatized through a public stock offering. By 1997, Conrail was purchased by Norfolk Southern and CSX, which divided most of its tracks between them. Some parts of Conrail still operate today under Conrail Shared Assets Operations, providing service in key areas like North Jersey, Detroit, and Philadelphia. its passenger service it inherited from its predecessors are Succeeded to some Amtrak and commuter train services like NJ Transit, SEPTA, MBTA & Metro North in the 80’s.
“Oh look, A NJT locomotive with the Conrail Heritage Livery”
Conrail by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025

Confailulations 

interjection - "an expression of joy in the the Failure of another"

Pronunciation: "Kun-fayul-u-lay-shuns"
C-rowe: I'm extra late for class.. still debating on if I should go.

Elfresh: is there Time leniency??

C-Rowe: I'm not late.. lmao.. miscalculated

Elfresh: Confailulations -__-
Confailulations by Elfresh June 13, 2013

fart contrail 

The visible portion of a fart trail, usually seen on a cold day.
I turned the corner and ran into Tom's fart contrail, which made my eyes water. It was horrible.
fart contrail by Dave Ku May 15, 2008
Conail is a unique individual, he is really good at sport and he is the sexiest man alive. Conail can be extremely funny or extremely angry. Conail is the perfect man
Damn Conail met all the ladies
Conail by Jimmy pullock July 7, 2017
Did you see Conail. He’s some ride
Conail by Sarah is a name December 11, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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