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Confuckulated

Someone who is confused, phucked and discombobulated all at once.
I got so drunk I was confuckulated.
Confuckulated by Casi D September 29, 2020

Confuckulation

"I've been in a confuckulation all day." - Case Jernigan
Confuckulation by EGA JustInCase February 16, 2021

Confuckuated

The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.
David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.
Confuckuated by iG00 March 13, 2022

confuckulated

when something has gone terribly wrong beyond return
"Help!theres a fire in the barn!"
"Yeah im pretty sure its confuckulated'

Confuckulated

Do not attempt to unfurl the United States socioeconomic and political systems, for that endeavor would prove a futile and confuckulated endeavor.
Confuckulated by anonymous August 18, 2022

Confucianism 

A philosophy from 2,500 years ago that heavily influenced East Asian culture.

Unfortunately, it is extremely outdated and advocates blind obedience, a form of social slavery, and creates toxicity to the nth degree. People use this philosophy to justify child abuse and psychological torment.

Confucianism promotes the stratification of society into different castes, forcing them to know their place in society and be slaves to the higher-ups, even if the higher-ups are wrong. Also, promotes extreme conservatism.

Basically, the kids are owned by the mother, who is then owned by the father, who is then owned by his superior, and they have to act like slaves according to their place in the caste. Not to mention it creates tons of paranoia if the person does something that's perceived as stepping out of line.
Confucianism is terrible