School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.

Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

OK Computer

:(

"Hey Alexa, play songs from OK Computer"
"Playing songs from OK Computer"
*Starts Crying*

by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022

Colin The Computer

Colin is the computer in DHMIS, a well known YouTube series. His first appearance is in episode 4.

Man, his cosplay of Colin The Computer is amazing!

by What am I doing with life July 27, 2018

Commuter Whore

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho

(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010

Computer

A $1000 facebook machine

Scoot-I need the computer

by maximum628 January 28, 2010

AP Computer Science

(noun) A very fun class offered to high school students in which you learn how to create computer programs. You learn how a computer works, and how to tell a computer to make your life easier. You also learn how programmers create video games. Much of the year is spent playing Warcraft III or Starcraft, instead of coding, as most of your classmates have a vast knowledge of Java, C++ and HTML already and just take the class as a break or as college credit. The AP test in computer science consists of meaningless, non-applicable multiple choice questions that account for 50% of your score, while the other 50% actually tests your knowledge of java, but writing prgrams that no one would use in the real world.

"So how's your AP Computer Science class?"

"It's awesome! We didnt do anything all period, we just played Warcraft III"

by samuraichikx June 6, 2009

Ok Computer

An album made by angels and blessed by Jesus.

I was honoured with OK Computer

by lolhahaha December 14, 2009