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Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
by mrvincent May 18, 2021
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air commode

The Air Commode (as we christened him) wanted someone to go to Achill with him
by Delbosco October 15, 2021
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The Commoner Effect

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence
“Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect
by da riff April 26, 2024
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Brownie À La Commode

Giving your partner oral while they're on the toilet.
Theresa was giving Vinny a world famous Brownie À La Commode.
by Tree Pagz February 15, 2018
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Donkey neck combover

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
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Donkey Neck Combover

Did you hear that jeremys mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
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butt hair combover

When a person doesn’t trim their butt hair and it gets so long it can be combed over their butt hole.
Trump looks like he has a butt hair combover.
by Papazesty January 7, 2026
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