Commissioner King

King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.

1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.

1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.

2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?

Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.

by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013

commissues

The act of being incapable to fulfill or hold a vow, promise, or pledge to a significant other.

Girl 1: Johnny is such a fuckboy. He keeps wanting to hookup, but won’t make me his girlfriend.
Girl 2: Giiiirl, he definitely has commissues!

by Scarlett Jonez August 30, 2016

Commissues

The act of being incapable to fulfill or hold a vow, promise, or pledge to a significant other.

Girl 1: Johnny is such a fuckboy . He keeps wanting to hookup, but won’t make me his girlfriend.
Girl 2: Giiiirl, he definitely has commissues!

by Scarlett Jonez August 29, 2016

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

cummish

A substance, usually a liquid, that vaguely resembles ejaculation of the male variety. Aka Cum

That sauce looks cummish.

by Abb90 February 28, 2019

commisermate

Two or more people that get together to express or feel sympathy or pity for others; mass sympathizers.

"the commisermates got together to express their sorrow over Rose's unfortunate circumstances"

by Derek Ness September 1, 2019